Sparkle Like The Stars

Oh, the Kate! The Rahulio he is having the excitings, because he has heard a rumor that now that your boyfriend, the Pete Doherty, is not being in the rehab, you are planning for the marriagings!

This would be good for you, the Kate. You are not becoming the younger woman, and it is a high time to be settled down with the responsible man to help you take care of your daughter. And you and the Pete have so much in common, you can be having dinner and talking about how you are missing the days when you were putting the weight of your body in the cocaina up your nose! Oh, the memories tinted like the roses! And you can be putting on a few of the pounds and fading into the domestic blisses and occasionally showing up for the charity shows, but mostly doing the putterings in the garden!

Can you not just imagine it?

But the Kate, the Rahulio he must tell you that it is very hard to find a picture of you wearing the jewelry, but it is very easy to find a picture of you not wearing the clothes. So please, the Kate, when you are having the marriagings, do not forget to be putting on the wedding dress and the jewels! The Rahulio he truly recommends for you the 1/8 Carat Diamond 14K White and Yellow Gold Band to be commemorating what the Rahulio is hoping will be your very happy moments. Good lucks, the Kate!