Will it never ending?

20 04 2006

tomkatBabies babies babies the babies! The stork lately he has been visiting the Hollywood stars as often as the paparazzis and the unscrupulous mens who are selling the cocaines! The Rahulio he is worried that at these rate, soon the stars will be too busy with the changings diaper and the lactations and the baby clothes buyings and the making of the noises like the airplanes so the babies will be eating the mushed peas, too busy with all these things to be making the movies and appearing in publics with the glamorous jewelry! And then the Rahulio would be forced into poverty and he would be so poor and hungry he would be forced to be making his Armani suits into tapas! You the stars would not be doing this to the Rahulio, corrects?

But yes, the big news she is that the Tom Cruise and the Katie Holmes have giving births to their new baby, who is being a girl and is being named “Suri”! The Rahulio he does not know of the names like Suri, but the Tom Cruise he says it is being a word in the Hebrew for the princess. The Rahulio he did not think this sounded like the Hebrew, which Rahulio is knowing from his travels in the Holy Land is sounding mostly like when one is trying to be extracting the sea urchin from the throat on the beaches in the Tel Aviv, so the Rahulio he asked the nice and very bounds-with-muscles man he is often buying the yummy hummus from how one is saying “princess” in the Hebrew, and the hummus man he said it was “nesikhah”! The Rahulio he thinks maybe the Tom Cruise should be in consulting with the dictionary before he is putting the name on the birth certificate.

pendantBut look at the radiating Katie Holmes! Maybe she has been transforms into the Tom Cruise’s egg purse, but she is still so so lovely like all the young mothers! We see that the Katie these days is liking to wear the stars, as if to say, “Look, I am the Katie Holmes, and I am the star, and my husband is the Tom Cruise and he is a star like the sun!” So the Rahulio he has found some nice stars he would be recommending to the Katie and to all of you the readers. First I have been finding for you the diamond and sapphire (so very pretty!) white gold star pendant, and you can be owning such beauties for only 295 of the dollars.

pendantAnd then the Rahulio arrived to the thinking, if the Tom and the Katie are going to be giving their baby the Hebrew name, or what they are thinking is the Hebrew name, and if the Rahulio is going to be talking about the beaches in the Tel Aviv, maybe he can also be finding the star pendant which is being very Hebrew! And the Rahulio, who is always being a man of his wording, has indeed found this so so fantastic diamond white gold star of the David, which you can be wearing around the neck for only 225 of the dollars and be telling everyone “Shalom”!


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3 responses to “Will it never ending?”

20 04 2006
Mac (21:50:10) :

Dear Rahulio,

Love your blog - you always have such great finds! I’m also an editor for TopTenSources.com, and we’ve chosen you to be one of our Top Ten Sources on Celebrity Fashion (http://celebrity-fashion.toptensources.com/TopTenSources/Default.aspx). Congratulations! Email me if you’d like to get a .gif to brag about this ;).

Best,
Mac

20 04 2006
rahulio (23:36:54) :

Oh, the Mac, the Rahulio he is so, eh, how you say, flattened by your noticings of his humble little blog! The Rahulio, he is but one simple man, and for the other peoples to say to him, “The Rahulio! You advisings they are valuable and we are wanting all the world to be seeing them on the same screens as the Go Fug Yourself and the Defamer!” it is making the Rahulio a little emotionsal. So so much thank yous!

5 05 2006
icegrrl (01:29:13) :

Yeah, Rahulio, we just love YOUR blog! That glass ceiling - well, it’s really diamonds!

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