Sparkle Like The Stars

Everyone is knowing that the Samuel L. Jackson has the badass. The sexy actor who was playing the Shaft and the Mace Windu has an ass so bad that he is now getting his own cement handprints outside the Grauman’s Chinese Theater in the LA! Congratulations, the Samuel! Please do not be shooting the Rahulio, who is being your number one fan!

But what is the big Hollywood secret to the Samuel’s eternal badness of ass?? How does the Samuel stay so so cool?? Ah! Listen to the Rahulio, for the Rahulio was being cool when the Michael Jackson was black and the Marlon Brando was skinny!

The secret she is GOLD! And not just the plain any gold, but the big gold of fatness! Yes, with the big gold chain, you can be saying, “I am a man, just like the Samuel!” With this 14K big gold necklace, for only 395 of the dollars, maybe you too can be the Shaft.