The return of the Rahulio!

Post by rahulio in categories: Diamonds

10
Apr
2006

gwyneth paltrowHello all you the beautiful peoples! Hello again! The Rahulio he has missed you so so much! I know what now you are asking: “The Rahulio!” you cry in the surprise. “To where have you gone? Why have you not regales me with the saucy anecdotals and brought to me the pictures of the lovely starlets?” You are on the right to ask the Rahulio this. The Rahulio, he is not ashamed to say that he is a man who follows his heart. I am not wanting to be boring you with the juiced details, but suffices to be saying that in the past months, the Rahulio he has been in ports of calling from the Venezia to the Bangkok to the Fiji to the Trinidad and in every place in the betweens, all with the company of a certain person who the Rahulio met at a tribute to the Jean-Paul Gaultier at the Fashion Week in Milano and found to be very very unresistible. The Rahulio has never spent so much of his time by the sea listening to the Antonio Carlos Jobim and drinking the Cosmopolitans before, and the Rahulio is almost sad that such good things must be coming to their endings, but then I am remembering – I am having the work to do! I am full of, how you say, obligatings to my fans!

So down to the business. Even when the Rahulio is trotting about the globe, the news she does not stop! The Rahulio was very excited today to learn that the Gwyneth Paltrow gave birthing to her second child with her husband, the Chris Martin, who the Rahulio is understanding is someone who is doing singing for a band that is popular with the young peoples. The Gwyneth named the shiny new baby Moses, which is maybe not a so normal name, but the Rahulio likes it because it reminds him of The Ten Commandments and the yummy John Derek who was playing the Joshua…but the Rahulio digresses.

earringsAbove we are seeing the radiant Gwyneth who is looking very happy to be a mommy. The Rahulio is liking her rosy red cheeks which are saying, “Hello! I am the Gwyneth and I am healthy and vivacious!” and the Rahulio is especially liking her oh so glamorous chandelier earrings which are adding the sophistication without the ostentation. And you are the lucky person, because the Rahulio has found earrings just like the Gwyneth’s for you to be buying and wearing. The Rahulio is certain that these diamond white gold chandelier earrings will be making you glow like the Gwyneth, and at only 295 of the dollars for such quality, you will be having plenty of the dollars left over to be buying a record with the songs of the Chris Martin to celebrate this oh so happy baby news.

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Comments

shane
April 11, 2006 at 12:26 am

You sound very much like The Manolo of Manolo’s Shoe Blogs [http://shoeblogs.com/]. I enjoyed all of icegrrl’s posts, and I enjoyed your post too – but there can only be one Manolo, no?

Luanna
April 11, 2006 at 12:48 pm

You’re obviously new here, Shane. That has been said like 1 million times. Yes, there is only 1 Manolo, this is not Manolo, because Manolo comments on SHOES and Rahulio comments on JEWELRY

rahulio
April 11, 2006 at 2:16 pm

shayne! the rahulio and the monolo, they are very good internet friends. But the Rahulio thinks he is sounding even more like the Lynda J. Barry comic about Rahoolio the Latin Lovar

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