Sparkle Like The Stars

Things they have not been going super peachy for the Michael Jackson. Of courses, he has been having all the speculations of what exactly he has been doing to his face, which was once so nice. And then more of the childrens were saying he was doing bad things with them. And then he ran out of the money and he fled the country so he could go live in Bahrain, which Rahulio is understanding is very hot and full of oil and big hotels and not very much other things. Apparently the Michael has been dressing up as a woman and putting on makeup in the bathrooms of the women, which may be okay in the Hollywood, but in the conservative countries in the Middle East may be seeming a little bit weird.

But even worse things have now happened to the Michael. The fires in California have burned down much of the land on his ranch, which is named after the magical land in the Peter Pan where the children would go to never grow up but would be chased by a dirty and scary old pirate, which is a thought train the Rahulio will no longer be riding on because it is scary.

The Rahulio is feeling bad for the Michael for his loss, and he is sure you too are feeling very bad. Maybe somebody should send the Michael a gift to make him feel better, especially as the Michael has no money. But what do you get for the man who has everything, including many giraffes, other than his old nose? Jewelry, of courses!

Maybe something like this 14K White Gold Diamond (1/5 Carat) Pendant? They are say it is a zodiac sign, but to the Rahulio it is looking very much like to the initials MJ. It would be a good way of giving the Michael remindings that it will all be okay, and that he should remember he is the beloved Michael Jackson, who once made the “I Want You Back” and the “Thriller”, a very very long time ago.