Sparkle Like The Stars

The Paris and the Nicole! Once they were being joined at the hip like the blond, rich rich rich versions of the Thelma and the Louisa only without the car crashings and the cliffs and the young and nubile Brad Pitt, but now the young girls they are ons the out! The poor Paris, first she is losing her sexy sexy Greek boy with the silly pants man Paris, and the Nicole she is getting married and they are not talking. And the FOX cancelled the Simple Life, the Paris and the Nicole’s show where the rich girls they learned how to be getting milk from the cows and not from the venti latte at the Starbucks.

So here Rahulio he is showing you a picture of the girls in the better days. The Paris, maybe she is looking a little like a banana the Rahulio would not want to be peeling, but the Rahulio is liking the Nicole’s bracelet. But the Rahulio wants to say, “The Nicole! The bracelets they are being for the wrist, not the elbow! Maybe you are becoming too skinny?? You must come to the Rahulio’s house where he will stuffs you full of the garbanzos until you are not looking like the mens the farmers are putting in the fields to scaring the crows!”

Anyway, here is a big chunky bracelet like the Nicole’s. Paris, are you hearing the Rahulio? Buy it for only $125 dollars and be saying that are you are so so sorry and makes up! And please please take the Nicole out for a hamburger? For the Rahulio??