Sparkle Like The Stars

We are all hearing very much lately of the Brad Pitt and the Angelina Jolie and the Shilo Nouvel Jolie-Pitt and the Namibia and all these other things which we are probably growing so very very tired of hearing about! The Rahulio he is very happy for the Brad and the Angelina’s happinesses, but he is a man of the privacy and he does not need to hear about who was doing the cutting of the umbilical cord (it was the Brad) when he is eating his breakfast meal in the mornings! This is something you should be keeping to yourself, the Brad and the Angelina.

So with all of these news of the Nambia and the umbilical cords, we are maybe sometimes forgetting that once the Brad was married to the Jennifer Aniston, and before he was leaving her for the big big lips of the Angelina, they were the number one couple of the Hollywood! The Jennifer she has been somewhat of the quiet lately, but she is in a new movie with the Vince Vaughn (is she smooching him or is she not smooching him???) called “The Break Up,” which is being very appropriate, no?

The Jennifer is looking good as always, too! I bet the Brad he is looking at the Angelina’s stretch marks or so so now-distorted tattoos and saying, “I wonder if I am still having the Jennifer’s phone number?” The Jen is very glamourous in the hoop earrings. The Rahulio he loves hoop earrings, and is especially loving these fun and funky 14K Tri-Colored Gold Geometric hoop earrings. They can be hypnotizing people with the spinningness!

So all the best to you, the Jennifer Aniston! Do not pay attention to the Namibia!