The Jennifer Aniston she does laying down the smacks.

Post by rahulio in categories: Bracelets

01
Nov
2005

Maybe the Jennifer Aniston she is still smarting from the divorce with the Brad Pitt, and maybe she is being coy about having the smoochings with the Vince Vaughn, but the Jennifer she is still finding the time to being sassy and candid.

In a recent interview on the CNN, the Jennifer she said “Oh! The paparazzi! They are so bottom-feeders!”

The Rahulio says, the Jennifer! Please do not being so so selfish! Who can blame these poor mens with the cameras for wanting to be close to you and your oh so flaxen locks? Who??? asks the Rahulio.

So here is the Jennifer looking radiant like the sun as the usual. The Rahulio he is liking her simple gold bracelet, because such elegance is not for the arguings, but the Rahulio, he is daring! He is brave! The Rahulio he is going where the mens of fashion are not going before!

This bracelet it is made of tungsten. What is tungsten? Rahulio, he is a simple man, he doesn’t knowing such things. But maybe this would be good for the conversation?? “Ha!” you say to these fancy people at the fancy parties. “My bracelet it is being made of the tungsten! It is being so much more interesting than your bracelet!”

The Rahulio also doesn’t knowing where you can be getting the golden statues of the man with the fist like the Black Panthers. Maybe somebody could tell him???

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