Sparkle Like The Stars

Maybe like the Rahulio you are worried about the Britney Spears. The Rahulio remembers the Britney when the Britney was dressing like the Catholic school girls and talking about the virginity and being the 17, but then the Britney lost the virginity to the Justin Timberlake in the NSYNC before he was deciding he was the Michael Jackson only blacker, and then Britney became like the women who are living in the long houses that you can be moving by car with the bad hair dye and the overburdened tank tops and the cutoffs. And then the Britney married the Kevin Federline, who is looking like the rodent animals, and now the Britney is back, and the news it is saying the Britney has given birth to a boy!

The proud mama she says, “I’ve had a career since I was 16, have traveled around the world and back and even kissed Madonna. The only thing I haven’t done so far is experience the closest thing to God and that’s having a baby. I can’t wait.”

The Britney also threw a baby shower last month with the Moroccan theme. The Rahulio can only assume that the grapes leaves made the Britney go into the labor. Since the Britney has become religious with the Kabbalah and the Jewishness and the red strings, the Rahulio can only say, “Mazel tov, the Britney!”

So now that the Britney she is taking time off to be doing the mothering to the child London Preston who like the Paris Hilton is inappropriately named after a city, the Rahulio thought he would give you the picture of the Britney Spears from long ago. The Rahulio likes the Britney’s “Princess” necklace. Perhaps you are also wanting to be identifying your status on your neck like the Britney. This 14″ diamond and silver angel necklace she is a perfect gift for both the child and the woman that is being petite.

Or maybe you are liking your name and want to shout it out to the world. These white gold and diamond initial pendants, which are coming in all the letters of the alphabet, they are perfect for letting the world know who you are being. This is B for the Britney.

So Rahulio is again very happy for the Britney and her new baby, although he hopes the Britney will reconsider the awful awful naming. Maybe if she is wanting a baby that is the master of the fashion she could name him after the Rahulio?