The babies are dropping in Hollywood!

Post by rahulio in categories: Bracelets

17
Apr
2006

angelina jolie The Rahulio for many reasons has never himself had any of the childrens, so I am always so so excited when the celebrities are givings birthing to the little glamorous people of theirs own! First it was the Britney, who was proving to all that the sperms of the Kevin Federline were not being too confused by all the cigarettes and Miller beers and body odours the Kevin is having to be finding the way to impregnate the Britney, and then it was the Gwyneth Paltrow which the Rahulio has already telling you about, and now both the Katie Holmes and the Angelina Jolie are about to be popping like they are all the little candies which you are putting in the mouth and they are popping and explodsing all over the tongue, how do you call them? Ah yes, the Rocks Pops! The Rahulio he loves them.

So of the Angelina and the hungy Brad Pitt and their super super perfect godbaby, the magic couple they are now in Namibia, which the Rahulio is understanding is in Africa somewhere between the Cairo and the Johannesburg, and they are saying the Brangelina is going to be givings birth to the baby in Namibia and giving it a Namibia name because the Angelina so so loves the country. The Rahulio he is not understanding why the celebrities are always naming their children the strangest funny names and why they are not giving their children nice names of tradition and character like “Rahulio,” for the examples. But the baby will not worry about the other childrens making fun of him or her for his Namibia name, for he will be the godbaby and untouchable by the mortal humans.

Anyway, see here the Angelina in all of her gloriousnesses. She is pouting and saying, “Look, I am so so lovely that I am not needing any of the tacky jewelry so many peoples are wearing, for that would just be distracting from my voluminous boobies. All I am needing is a simple gold bracelet.” So the Rahulio gots to the thinking and he thought, “If the Angelina can be so so super lovely in just a bracelet, surely the Angelina’s godbaby will also be needing a bracelet like mommy!” And because the Rahulio he is so considerate, he found this gold princess bangle bracelet. At only 195 of the dollars, I am double sure the Angelina can be affording it.