Sparkle Like The Stars

The Rahulio he is envious of the stork, because lately the stork has been spending so much of his time in the warm and sunny Hollywood delivering the babies to the rich and the famous. In the news of lateness, the Britney Spears is about to be mommy to the Irish Twins, because she is full with the child again, which is proving finally and forever that the Kevin Federline he really is the virile, virile man, even though he is maybe looking like the skinny little animals with the pointy faces and sharp claws and bad temperamentings that the children are loving, how do you call them? Ah yes, the ferret. The Rahulio he is not sure how the Kevin has put down the big bottles which are containing 40 ounces of the malt liquor which the rappers are loving for enough time to be making the Britney in pregnancy, but the Rahulio has seen stranger and more amazing things happening (once, he has seen the Kate Moss eat an entire ham sandwich and the Rosie O’Donnell eat an entire pig!). Or maybe the baby is actually the Justin Timberlake’s. But the Rahulio is a man of the characters and he offers his congratulations to the Britney on her so so round tummy, which Rahulio worried was not made so so round from the baby, but really made so so round from the Ho-Hos and peach wine coolers.

But as long as the Britney will continue to be round for a very long time, the Rahulio thought he should maybe be showing you a picture of the Britney from what seems like the ages hundreds of hundreds of the years ago, in the days when the Britney would be walking outside and the boys would be whistling and saying, “Hello, the Britney! Perhaps it would be finding the favor in your eyes to be accompanying me to be having the cappucino and then a long walk on the beach in the light of the moon and then a so so speedy marriage in the Las Vegas after we have been drinking much of the whiskey?” These days are at the Britney’s behind.

But look how lovely the Britney was in her primes! She had the flowing curls and the nice cheeksbone and she was not married to someone she was meeting at the liquor stores! And, of course, she is wearing the nice nice bracelet, much like the 3/8 carat CZ silver triple row bracelet I am finding for you. Buy it for 75 of the dollars, and be using your extra money to send the Britney a postcard that says, “We have not forgotten about you, mollete. Come back to us!”