Sparkle Like The Stars

I don’t get it. She’s pretty, if you like that “obvious” kind of pretty. She’s rich. She’s in a big new movie with Matthew McConaughey, whom I would literally slap my momma to just stand next to.

And then she puts on those earrings.

I can’t even tell what they are. They look like small tassels, like you’d have on a curtain pull. A lady should never wear tassels, and if a woman who is not a lady chooses to wear tassels, they should not hang from her ears. What makes this particularly baffling to me is that there is an entire jewelry line, for her, based on what she wears in “Fool’s Gold. She could have spent only $175, and worn these gold-over-silver earrings with coral beads by Andrea Barna, and gotten the same dangly look without looking like someone’s grandmother’s chair. Don’t make the same mistake as Kate.