Jennifer Lopez has a new stalker
15 09 2005
Only this time it’s not some deranged disheveled pervy guy with a zillon photos of her taped all over the walls of a secret room in the basement of his house. No, this time it’s Paul McCartney’s wife, Heather Mills.
Mills, the one legged wonder, humanitarian, land mine and animal rights activist, is so offended by J. Lo’s fur-wearing ways that she is now threatening to stalk Ms. bling-bling herself. This comes after storming the offices Jennifer Lopez’s clothing company with videos of animals being skinned alive.
Umm, gross.
So fine, Jennifer Lopez may not have the best taste in outer wear, but the elegant earrings she’s wearing here (almost) make up for it, and are sure not to offend anyone.
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You don’t have to be the queen of bling to afford any of the options above. But remember, no fur to go with it, or risk the wrath of Heather Mills.
Sorry, Cynthia Ownbey does not have access to Jennifer Lopez’s ass
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I don’t like fur and I wouldn’t wear it, but JLo’s fur collection is amazing, so old-style glamourous!
Ew, is that thing about skinning the animals alive true?