Sparkle Like The Stars

The Rahulio’s rumor antennas are pinging like the Liza Minelli after the 8th Tom Collins! The Hollywood rumors mills they are milling that the Brad Pitt and the Angelina Jolie are making the readies to be wedded! The Rahulio is astounded. Maybe the Angelina she had a vision where the vision told her “The Angelina! You are so so beautiful! Why are you making the cavortings with the Billy Bob Thornton who is looking like the sun-dried chiles the Rahulio’s mama is using to make the paella? A woman of your obvious statures could be having a man who is as cut from solid marbles!” Yes, Angelina must have had such the vision, because now maybe she is marrying the oh-so-pretty Brad Pitt, who is going to be becoming the adopting father of the Angelina’s brood of foreign babies!

While the Rahulio is sad for the Jennifer Aniston (Jennifer! You must call the Rahulio and we will talk over the things and get the so so good seaweed facials!), he is excited about the blingy blingage the Brad Pitt will be giving to the Angelina for the engagements!

Will he be getting the super blingy, like this 5/8 carat diamond gold ring?

Or maybe a little more of the subduedness, with this diamond solitaire platinum engagement ring?

We will have to be waiting and seeing!