Sparkle Like The Stars

Angelina Jolie is pretty and fertile. I get it. Am I the only person who feels like her most recent pregnancy has gone on for about two years? She’s already adopted five or six children from poor, war-torn countries, which is certainly noble and everything, and now she’s making her own, and I am tired of reading about it. Every tabloid runs a feature about her imminent new baby every single issue, to the point where I feel like a midwife. I’m also afraid of what they’ll name this one, after they named the last one Shiloh. Shiloh was a terrible, bloody battle, so if they continue the theme, look for little Guadalcanal or Stalingrad or Khe Sahn in a few weeks. Ugh.

Didn’t she used to make movies? Don’t you miss that Angelina? Three years ago she was running around being sexy and a huge box-office draw, and that was just… so much more fun! Look at her here. She looks beyond fierce. She’s wearing minimal makeup and simple jewelry and looks insanely glamorous. In this picture, you can totally see why she’s a star. She’s chosen simple earrings with a hint of color and a LOT of sparkle, guaranteed to draw attention to her face, not away from it. You can get the same effect with these aquamarine and diamond white gold earrings. Large, trillion-cut aquamarines sparkle out of a semi-bezel setting, enhanced with three small diamonds for even more sparkle. These earrings are sure to make you look and feel like a star – but at $235, don’t require a Hollywood budget.