Uma Thurman Wins! Kind of.

Posted by Joe Roy @ 11:05 pm 8 05 2008

uma_thurman.jpg Well, poor Uma Thurman. I mean, aside from her fortune and wonderful career and amazing action talent. Apparently La Thurman (that one doesn’t work at all, does it?) has had stalker troubles, as occasionally plague prettier Hollywood actresses. Fortunately for national stability, if not for tabloids, it didn’t reach attempted assassin proportions, as with Jodie Foster; apparently Thurman’s stalker did, however, send her some “original stick figure art.” (I wonder if actresses compete over this.)

Not to sound creepy, but it’s easy to see how someone could get in a little over his head over Uma Thurman, because she is gorgeous. Check her out here. Isn’t that just a good idea of how to put a woman’s face together? And, because it’s me, I’m also drawn to her bracelet. I’m usually not a fan of super, super ornate, but on its own and paired with a simple, elegant outfit this bracelet could be beyond sensational. blue topaz and gold over silver braceletGo for a similar look with this gold over sterling silver blue topaz bracelet. A lovely, square-cut blue topaz shines out of a fancy, two-toned gold setting. A super-glamorous piece for when you want to feel like a movie star - and at only $195, you won’t have to wait to be “discovered” to buy it!



And, of course, Hannah Montana

Posted by Joe Roy @ 11:21 am 6 05 2008

Doesn't look a THING like Miley Cyrus.In keeping with the whole “let’s pretend they’re two different people” schtick, here’s a picture of noted teen rockstar Hannah Montana, not be confused with noted “isn’t she kind of young to photographed nude in a bedsheet” model and Achy Breaky Heiress, Miley Cyrus. She looks super-cute here. Her dress, provided it’s long enough, which I can’t really tell from the picture and could go either way, is tremendously flattering while still being age-appropriate. It’s also a wonderful color for her complexion, which looks active and tanned without seeming fakebaked. I’m not crazy about her chunky highlights, but that’s a choice and they don’t look bad, just not to my taste. I’m on the fence about whether she has on too much jewelry. There’s no one piece I would object to, but earrings and cocktail ring and bangles could be just too much. I’d probably need to have a better look at her earrings to be sure.

two-tone gold bangle braceletShe could simplify and streamline her look while still being dressy - and still having the fun of a lot of jewelry - by replacing her various gold bangles with this two-tone yellow and white gold bracelet. This is a gorgeous piece, eye-catching but simple and elegant without being too demure for a young actress at a premiere. And since it’s only $295, this great bracelet isn’t restricted to child stars with achy, breaky fortunes!



Celebrity Mom Kate Hudson in Turquoise

Posted by icegrrl @ 9:56 pm 30 04 2008

kate hudson and sonKate Hudson and son Ryder, 4, had fun recently in Miami during an eventful Saturday out and about. - including a bike ride around town. Kate is prepped for the summer weather. She’s looking great and wearing a fabulous chunky turquoise bracelet.

Another great choice for this breezy summer look would be turquoise earrings. These 18K Gold Over Sterling Silver Turquoise Earrings by Andrea Barna are a perfect way to get that back-to-nature look. These stunning designer earrings feature gorgeous gold and turquoise ornaments that glitter with eye-catching movement. 18K Gold Over Sterling Silver Turquoise Earrings by Andrea BarnaCrafted in 18k yellow gold over sterling silver, the exotic design is simply radiant on these extra long earrings.



OH MY

Posted by Joe Roy @ 8:23 pm 15 04 2008

...! Does Paula Abdul understand what she does to my blood pressure? She seems like a sweet, if completely deranged, woman and I have a hard time believing she really wants to drive me into an early grave faster than a diet of fried chicken dipped in ice cream is already going to. (It’s the Bruce Vilanch diet, and it’s awesome.) Anyway, here’s Paula at the recent Country Music Television awards. She has apparently given up all hope of releasing a hit song again, and instead has chosen to take a job as the receptionist of a Western-themed bordello co-owned by Morticia Addams and Lily Munster. What is that dress? It is tight, blood red, and features a form-fitting rhinestone netting. I literally could not have imagined it even with a high fever and having licked a toad. Is that a spider on her bodice? Is she just, like, so different from the other kids at Anton LaVey Junior High?

I just looked at the dress again and suddenly realized it might be supposed to be heavy-grade snakeskin, and I guess if she’s willing to face the “Save the Dragons” people, I should leave her alone.

Her bracelet would be lovely if it didn’t defy one of the cardinal unspoken (until now, apparently) rules of red carpet couture: never match your accessories to your dress in an exaggerated cartoon fashion. There’s so much shine everywhere with the dress and the bracelet and the dress and another part of the dress that she looks like the villianess from a moderately risque Saturday morning cartoon - Baroness Glitterpoison von Boltz, I’m imagining. The B-52’s would do the theme song.

diamond and white gold bracelet
…I should actually storyboard that cartoon. Before I do, though, I will recommend that you buy this seven-and-a-half carat diamond and white gold bracelet. Seven and a half carats of diamonds shine out of a glittering, elaborate setting. The bracelet is an inch wide, and will add glamour and class to any evening look. It could be worn as your sole accessory, or paired with a simple necklace. It’s $10,500, a bargain for this many diamonds - and reduced from $16,500. You can be sure Paula spent a lot more and wound up looking not nearly as good.



Pretty Green Watches for Paris Hilton

Posted by icegrrl @ 9:17 pm 14 04 2008

Paris HiltonParis Hilton is ready for warmer weather in her flowing green and brown skirt. I am not being sarcastic - I actually really like what Paris is wearing. However there’s something about her heavy makeup that makes her always look over-done and therefore trashy. Sorry, Paris. Kiss! Kiss!

She’s paired her spring frock with a fun green watch. The leather band seems a little heavy to me. I just don’t like the idea of something strapped to my arm during hot weather. Ew.

Julie Leah Sterling Silver Watch with Malachite
A much better choice would be this fantastic (I am single-handedly bringing that word back - fantastic! There. I said it again!) Julie Leah Sterling Silver watch with malachite. First off, this watch is a perfect for every budget at just $95. It features a Mother of Pearl face and beautiful green cabochons of emerald green malachite. It has sterling silver hands, hour markers, case, crown, and bracelet. The caseback is of stainless steel. While perfect for spring looks, this watch is great for year-round everyday wear.



Jennifer Garner Does Diamonds

Posted by icegrrl @ 9:27 pm 7 04 2008

Jennifer GarnerIf you’re going to wear basic black, you’ve gotta do it right - just like Jennifer Garner. She hit the red carpet recently dripping in 1920s diamonds and wearing a beautifully detailed Oscar de la Renta gown. The big braclests are a little much (I can’t believe I am saying that!) but what the heck?! It’s Hollywood, baby!

The kind of bling that Jennifer is wearing doesn’t come cheap. Diamonds are precious for a reason - not just anyone can afford them. If you’re going to go all out, the way to do it is with this 9 5/8 Carat Diamond 18K White Gold Necklace. Hands down, this is one of the most amazing pieces of jewelry I’ve ever seen. If you can afford it, you must buy it. Graceful lines and stunning craftsmanship make this exquisite necklace a true masterpiece.
9 5/8 Carat Diamond 18K White Gold NecklaceA spectacular stylized design is gorgeously rendered in white gold and studded with a galaxy of fiery diamonds. It’s yours for just $15,995!



Nicole Kidman Shines in Diamonds

Posted by icegrrl @ 9:29 pm 18 03 2008

Nicole KidmanAussie Nicole Kidman sparkled on the red carpet recently absolutely dripping in diamonds!!! Check out those baubles!!! Of course Nicole’s are probably all borrowed for the special occasion. I wouldn’t be surprised if a bodyguard is following her around and just happened to get cropped out of the photo!

If you’re like me, you want to get a lot of bling for your buck! I just love, love, love this 1/3 Carat Diamond 14K White Gold Necklace. It packs a punch - but not in your pocketbook. This organic and free-form design of cool gleaming white gold is enlivened with dazzling diamonds, recalling the dreaminess of a bygone era while remaining as modern and stylish! Girlz, it’s hot and only $295!1/3 Carat Diamond 14K White Gold Necklace



Sparkle Like Helen Mirren

Posted by icegrrl @ 7:59 pm 17 03 2008

Helen MirrenBritish actress Helen Mirren arrived on the red carpet recently all done up in this season’s hottest color - red! She looks hot! Helen reminds me of a more mature Marilyn in the “Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend” scene. Helen is just dripping in gorgeous diamonds! I can’t get over how much bling this gal has on!

2 1/2 Carat Diamond 18K White Gold Bracelet

Of course that many diamonds are going to set you way back. But if you can afford a little bit of the luxury, this is the piece you must get - a 2 1/2 Carat Diamond 18K White Gold Bracelet for $3,495! This bracelet beautifully combines lustrous white gold with fiery diamonds. Clusters of sparkling stones glisten from between gracefully curved gold links that are finished with secure clasp. I love all the geometry in this design. It’s very unique and is definitely NOT your boring old tennis bracelet!



Tilda Swinton Goes to Oscars as Scary Goth Clay Aiken

Posted by icegrrl @ 9:53 pm 28 02 2008

Tilda SwintonOMG! This girl rocks. While all the other girls are getting dolled up for the Oscars, Tilda Swinton is soundly sleeping in her coffin! Seriously, I think she took the sun damage and skin cancer a little too seriously! Doesn’t she look like a stretched out, Clay Aiken after a bout of stomach flu?

In all seriousness, I really appreciate the bold statement she’s making about beauty. It’s ok to look like an extra from Star Trek - really!

Sterling Silver Multi Link BraceletTilda - what a name! - is also bold in her choice of accessories - which I adore, btw. If you’re looking for some thing big, bold, and modern, this sterling silver multi-link bracelet is for you! For just $65, you get the unmistakably lustrous beauty of sterling silver in this dramatically unique bracelet. Gleaming silver is exquisitely crafted into a spectacular multi-linked design. It makes for a striking look!



Scary Spices

Posted by Joe Roy @ 12:09 am 28 01 2008

spicegirls

What is going ON with the Spice Girls? I understand that they’re English and that’s not their fault, but are you watching this reunion business? Have you SEEN how they’re aging? They don’t look older, exactly, they just look more and more like drag queen versions of themselves. I feel like we’re one big gust of wind away from a wig flying off and some awful “Mrs. Doubtfire” half-drag incident, and frankly, I don’t think I have the strength to survive that, what with the writers’ strike and all.
pearl bracelet
Check out this recent picture: it looks like a kickline at the Socket Wrench (my personal watering hole) fifteen minutes before closing time. There are only two good things about this picture: the hot Palace guard or whatever, and Posh’s bracelet, which is so classy and tasteful I think she must have put it on by mistake - either that, or her stylist just begged her to put it on so there would be one high point in the photo shoot. With this $50 silver bead and faux pearl bracelet, you can have…a way better look than Posh. You can take the awesome thing her wrist is doing here, and pair it with a decent outfit. Y’all are smart women. You can out-Posh Posh.

photo courtesy of gofugyourself



Beyonce Knowles Likes Big Bracelets Too

Posted by icegrrl @ 10:10 pm 5 12 2007

Beyonce KnowlesBig bracelets and bangles are the “must have” this this fall. This new status symbol really pushes celebrities into a different level with their jewelry. I mean, just check out Beyonce. She’s wearing not just one big bracelet - but SIX! She’s got more gold on her arm than Fort Knox! Never mind the huge rock on her bling finger!

2 5/8 Carat Diamond 18K White Gold BraceletYou can get a bit of Beyonce’s blig without going bankrupt this Christmas with this 2 5/8 carat diamond bracelet in 18K white gold. It’s not cheap at $3,795 but it’s an instant heirloom! Grace and glamour abound in this gorgeous diamond bracelet of almost three carats. The classic design of gleaming 18K white gold and dazzling diamonds is stylish, classy and has timeless appeal.



Kellie Pickler Wears Big Bracelets!

Posted by icegrrl @ 9:40 pm 26 11 2007

Kellie PicklerKellie Pickler showed up to the American Music Awards looking like she was channeling Marilyn Monroe. With her low, low cut wispy dress and blonde bombshell hair, Kellie was going for a classic Hollywood look. Her outfit also has touches of ancient Greek/Roman influences that have been very popular lately.
5 Carat Diamond 18K White Gold 5 Row Bracelet
If you want a bracelet that will be perfect for every special occasion and simply knock the other girls out cold, then you’ve got to get this 5 carat diamond 5 row bracelet in 18K white gold. This one-of-a-kind bracelet is AMAZING! This is all I want for Christmas. Santa, are you paying attention?! You really bring on the bling with this fabulous diamond bracelet. Five carats of icy, fiery diamonds shimmer and sparkle from a gorgeously crafted setting of lustrous 18K white gold. A look that is sure to get you noticed.



Britney Spears in Rose Quartz

Posted by icegrrl @ 7:46 pm 5 11 2007

britney spearsAccording to about.com, rose quarts helps you get in touch with your true self.

Rose Quartz is the most powerful for dealing with affairs of the heart. It opens up the heart for both giving and receiving love. It soothes negative influences. This stone is good for dealing with issues on an emotional level. A stone from the heart and for the heart. It helps one to be able to love themselves. A good stone for dealing with a “broken heart”. The rose quartz is also good for helping one to release childhood traumas, neglect, lack of love, self-esteem. The best stone for opening the 4th chakra.

Considering all of those spiritual advantages, Britney probably needs an even bigger dose of rose quartz!!! Girl has been having some serious problems, as you well know! It might be hard to see in this picture, but she’s wearing a bracelet of round rose quartz beads. It’s a beautiful and feminine touch that is great for her casual outfit. All I have to say is that at least her jewelry looks good - poor thing needs to talk to Jessica Simpson and get some Proactiv!

Sterling Silver Rose Quartz BraceletYou can get a look very similar to Britney’s with this sterling silver rose quartz bracelet. For just $55, you’ll get this elegant bracelet with sparkling beads of pink rose quartz that gleam beautifully amid oblong links of cool, lustrous sterling silver. It’s a great casual look that you’ll find yourself putting on again and again!



Jessica Simpson Curvy in Coral

Posted by icegrrl @ 5:28 am 1 11 2007

jessica simpsonJessica Simpson showed off her curves recently while donning a low-cut, skin tight coral dress. Coral is a hard color to pull off. Jessica managed to do it though. Check out her bracelets. She layers them on for a great effect. One in particular is a bracelet of coral cabochons - or half-moon shaped stones.

Sterling Silver Mother of Pearl and Coral Cabochon BraceletYou can get the same look that Jessica’s put together with this $50 sterling silver mother of pearl and coral cabochon bracelet. Delicate orange-pink coral and luminous, opalescent mother-of-pearl are beautifully complemented by the gleaming luster of sterling silver in this elegantly simple bracelet. Polished cabochons are beautifully bezel set in graceful silver links.

This bracelet is easy to wear with just about anything. Like Jessica, you can pair it with a sexy, stretchy dress or you could go more country and wear it with jeans and a crisp white oxford shirt. Either way you’ll love having this versatile piece in your jewelry collection!



Oprah Rocks Howard

Posted by icegrrl @ 12:41 pm 13 05 2007

Oprah at graduationOprah spoke at the commencement ceremony at Howard University this past weekend. She rocked the crowd. As is her fashion, this diva wore huge rocks in her ears but that’s nothing new. Seriously, to afford bling like that you have to be…well, Oprah! But her watch is another matter altogether. I think that I’ve heard her raving about it on air before. Maybe it was one of those holiday give-away shows. Anyway, it’s a great watch for a modern woman. The dual time zones help you keep up with love ones all over the globe and avoid embarrassing middle-of-the-night phone calls.

Joya Ladies Sterling Silver Heart Shaped Dual Time Zone Watch with Black StrapYou can get a similar look with this Joya ladies sterling silver heart shaped dual time zone watch with a black strap. At an amazing low price of just $95, this high fashion timepiece features round mother of pearl dials and 40 cubic zirconias to keep you looking good and on time!



Helen Mirren is Queenly at the Oscars

Posted by icegrrl @ 5:04 am 1 04 2007

Helen MirrenHelen Mirren looked like a lovely English rose when she showed up to the Oscars this year. Her lacy bodice and flowing skirt really made her look elegant, sophisticated and at ease with herself. What’s more is she looked beautiful and natural.

Helen sparkled like a true star by paring her gown with diamond accessories. Diamonds go well with everything and having a stash of classic diamond bling in your jewelry wardrobe will get you out of a fashion pinch every time. Helen donned a gorgeous diamond bracelet. Those seemed to be all the rage this year.

" onclick="javascript:urchinTracker('/outbound/www.ice.com/customer/product_detail.jsp?product=129807734_038_sourceID=sparkl_01_br_/');">1 1/4 Carat Diamond Circle Swirl 18K White Gold BraceletA particularly fun way to get on the new bracelet trend and add some classic diamond sparkle is with this 1 1/4 carat diamond circle swirl bracelet in 18K white gold. An intricate vintage-style design is exquisitely rendered in white gold and studded with dazzling diamonds. It’s the matching bracelet for this necklace I blogged about a few days ago. They’d make a lovely set!



Reese Witherspoon Rocks the Red Carpet

Posted by icegrrl @ 10:57 am 26 03 2007

Reese WitherspoonReese Witherspoon proves that she can hold her own by herself on the red carpet at the Oscars. I love her dress. It makes her look slim and feminine although it doesn’t do much for her in the chest area. It’s still very sleek and chic! One trend we saw at the Oscars this year (and of course we’ll see the influence in all the fashion magazines for months to come) was an abundance of bracelets. Reese is sparkling in a big, bold diamond number kind of like the one I featured the other day.

1 7/8 Carat Tanzanite 10K White Gold BraceletIf you don’t have a big budget for the kind of Hollwood glamor we see on the red carpet, have I got a deal for you. On SALE now at 66% off, this 1 7/8 carat tanzanite bracelet in 10K white gold is just $169! You’ve got to get a move on because there are limited quantities of this item. With its gorgeous iris-blue hue and increasing rarity, tanzanite is fast making the transition from semi-precious to precious status. This lovely bracelet features three round tanzanites in an exquisite curving white gold setting.



Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts Glam It Up!

Posted by icegrrl @ 7:14 am 25 03 2007

Nicole Kidman Naomi WattsNicole Kidman and Naomi Watts are doing a good job glaming it up at the Academy Awards. They are both perfectly decked out in diamonds! Nicole’s red and Naomi’s pale yellow both suit them both so well! So beautiful! Looking at Nicole it’s easy to see that she was once a model. She so tall! Lucky gal!

If you’re looking for true Hollywood glamor, you’ve gotta get this incredible 15 carat diamond triple row tennis bracelet in 14K white gold! It’s simply stunning and practically a river of diamonds! Now, this look doesn’t come cheap. This bracelet is $12,500 but for the real deal that’s a great price.

15 Carat Diamond 14K White Gold Triple Row Tennis Bracelet



The View Sparkles Like the Stars!

Posted by icegrrl @ 1:32 am 23 03 2007

11 Carat Ruby Sterling Silver Bracelet w/Diamond AccentsIf you managed to catch the daytime talkshow The View yesterday, you got to see the beautiful jewelry that audience members walked home with - for free! Why didn’t I know about this giveaway beforehand?! LOL! One of the pieces given away was this stunning 11 carat ruby and sterling silver bracelet with diamond accents. Even though you’re not getting it for free, the retail price I found isn’t bad either -just $95! This vintage-style bracelet combines rubies, diamonds, and sterling silver for a look that is classic and up-to-date all at once. Beautiful oval faceted rubies are prong-set in sterling silver and accented with two rose cut diamonds. With this bracelet you’ll really be sparkling like the stars of The View!



St. Patrick’s Day Jewelry

Posted by icegrrl @ 1:37 am 15 03 2007

Sterling Silver Green Evil Eye 6 1/2 inch BraceletThis St Patrick’s Day don’t forget to wear something green to keep you from being pinched and to bring you the luck of the Irish! A traditional Turkish design, Evil Eye beads are reputed to protect the wearer from envious gazes. In this vividly colored bracelet, green hued glass beads with the signature eye formation in their centers gleam from sterling silver settings. The price is right too at just $25! It’s a fun mix of cultural traditions that is sure to make any day a little better and more colorful!