Sparkle Like The Stars

Yes, this woman is being a real live mommy now. The Rahulio he is betting that the big tattoo he is not looking so pretty right now with all of the stretchings.

The Angelina Jolie and the proud daddy the Brad Pitt they are now in the celebrations in the Namibia for their oh so perfect offspring which they have been laying in a manger and giving it the name of Jesus!

Ha! The Rahulio he is a kidder. The happy couple were actually naming the new baby Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, which is meaning the baby’s initals are being SNJP, which is being very long for initials. Maybe the Angelina was on the phone with the Katie Holmes who said, “The Angelina, all the children are being given the names which are like Hebrew today!” and so the Angelina decided to name the baby after the Hebrew city. The Rahulio hopes this child will not be fat or the mean school children will be calling her “Shiloh the Silo.” But of course this child will not be fat, this child will be being worshipped as a perfect god by the Namibian tribesman and the medias!

Also, somebody should be telling the Angelina that “nouvelle” is not spelled in the fashion that she has chosen.

So what is the perfect jewelry for the new mother? Why, the mother of the pearl, of course! If I were being in the inclinations to be buying the Angelina a gift, it would be this 4 Carat Onyx and Mother of Pearl 14K White Gold Pendant. It is saying “congratulations!” for only 95 of the dollars.