Sparkle Like The Stars

Melanie Griffith is a walking fashion disaster. No matter how hard she tries there is always something off about her outfits. I have never seen her looking really, really good. Time for a good stylist dear! Melanie and her husband Antonio Banderas recently showed up for for the premiere of his movie Take the Lead. I think the brown dress she was wearing would be pretty fabulous by itself but the beige (fur!) jacket just washes her out. The worst part of her outfit though is the measly strand of pearls that she wearing. Seriously, wearing nothing would have looked better that dinky strand of pearls.

A better choice would have been something like this sexy smokey quartz and diamond pendant. The unusal brown color matches beautifully with her dress and the diamonds and an elegant touch. It was a movie premiere after all!

For a more contemporary look this simple but luxurious smokey quartz pendant is a great pick. It would look wonderful with a cream colored suit or blouse.

A new biography has rained on Barbra Steisand’s parade. Streisand contends that she isn’t at all like what author Christopher Anderson describes in his unauthorized biography, Barbra: The Way She Is. You can read Bab’s response to the book on her website in the section called “Truth Alerts”.

I saw Barbra in an interview on Oprah not too long ago. The interview was kind of boring. Streisand went on and on how she makes her staff plant flowers in her yard that match the interiors of the room. That way the interior coordinates with what you see outside. Jeez! I’m doing good if I can just keep the plants inside my apartment alive!

In this classic picture of Barbra, she’s showing us how dramatic and sexy long dangly earrings can be. With her long earrings, she’s drawing our attention to her neck and away from less flattering features. That’s what glamour is all about. It’s smoke and mirrors - smoke to cover up less attractive spots and mirrors to magnify our best assets!

You can get the same effect with these fabulous Peridot and Lemon Quartz earrings. The yellow and green hues are perfect for spring and summer. Take a close look at the 14K gold link work in these earrings. It’s really something!

The varied colors in these multi-gemstone sterling silver earrings means that they’ll coordinate well with just about any outfit. The floral design is feminine and cute, but the length adds sexy swing to these earrings.

I really love this pair of peridot, topaz, and amethyst earrings. With their length and mix of gems, these earrings too have swing and versatility. But the simplicity of the design is clean and fresh.

The Rahulio he is envious of the stork, because lately the stork has been spending so much of his time in the warm and sunny Hollywood delivering the babies to the rich and the famous. In the news of lateness, the Britney Spears is about to be mommy to the Irish Twins, because she is full with the child again, which is proving finally and forever that the Kevin Federline he really is the virile, virile man, even though he is maybe looking like the skinny little animals with the pointy faces and sharp claws and bad temperamentings that the children are loving, how do you call them? Ah yes, the ferret. The Rahulio he is not sure how the Kevin has put down the big bottles which are containing 40 ounces of the malt liquor which the rappers are loving for enough time to be making the Britney in pregnancy, but the Rahulio has seen stranger and more amazing things happening (once, he has seen the Kate Moss eat an entire ham sandwich and the Rosie O’Donnell eat an entire pig!). Or maybe the baby is actually the Justin Timberlake’s. But the Rahulio is a man of the characters and he offers his congratulations to the Britney on her so so round tummy, which Rahulio worried was not made so so round from the baby, but really made so so round from the Ho-Hos and peach wine coolers.

But as long as the Britney will continue to be round for a very long time, the Rahulio thought he should maybe be showing you a picture of the Britney from what seems like the ages hundreds of hundreds of the years ago, in the days when the Britney would be walking outside and the boys would be whistling and saying, “Hello, the Britney! Perhaps it would be finding the favor in your eyes to be accompanying me to be having the cappucino and then a long walk on the beach in the light of the moon and then a so so speedy marriage in the Las Vegas after we have been drinking much of the whiskey?” These days are at the Britney’s behind.

But look how lovely the Britney was in her primes! She had the flowing curls and the nice cheeksbone and she was not married to someone she was meeting at the liquor stores! And, of course, she is wearing the nice nice bracelet, much like the 3/8 carat CZ silver triple row bracelet I am finding for you. Buy it for 75 of the dollars, and be using your extra money to send the Britney a postcard that says, “We have not forgotten about you, mollete. Come back to us!”

The Charlie Sheen! You are being a bad bad bad man! The Rahulio he is not a man for the violences, but put markings on his words, if he is ever seeing you where he is buying bagels or sushi or even when he engages in the walkings down the street, he will be administering the many slappings to your face! Maybe you are not reading the news, but your wife, the Denise Richards, has been telling the peoples what a nasty boy you are being! She is saying you are buying the services of the womens who are standing by the stoplights and are saying to the boys, “Maybe you are involved in the searches for good times, yes?” and that you are spending the family fortunes in the gamblings, and you are taking the drogas as if they were being the delicious lollipops the childrens are eating - which is bringing Rahulio to the last of the accusations, which is almost being too sickened for the Rahulio to be describing: you are making the searches on the Internet for pictures of the childrens doing things that only the adults should be doing! You are very very bad! And here your wife is being so lovely and you are threatening to be killing her! The Rahulio is knowing that when she was pretending to be the nuclear physician in the movie of the James Bond, she was not so so able to be believed, but you should not talk to the womens in this manner! Especially if they are being bonded to you in the holy matrimonies!

To you, the Denise, the Rahulio he is saying, amore, you are not in need of this man. I know he was being very cute in the movie where the Feris Bueller is having a hooky from the school, but these days they are long at his behinds. I am seeing from the picture of the happy times that you are having fine taste in jewelry, with a very tasteful necklace of the subtleness, like this 14K gold diamond and white pearl necklace for only 95 of the dollars, so the Rahulio he suggests that you should be taking your childrens and checking into the hotel, or maybe the new mansion, and be spending all the Charlie’s money on nice new things like the jewelry! They are saying the revenge is a paella best served in the coldness, but the Rahulio says, the revenge is oh so yummy served in hotness with a side of the diamonds!

Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas looks like she’s ready for the Las Vegas Easter Parade in this frilly yellow frock held on with green ribbon. This dress reminds me of that Desperate Housewives episode where a mad, misguided mom rips off the bottom part of Susan’s dress right before Susan has to do her little turn on the catwalk in a community fashion show. But the first thing I thought when I saw this outfit was, “OMG! It’s Naomi from Mama’s Family!”

The yellow and green color scheme is bright and fun for spring. It’s a classic color combination that you may want to try yourself. You don’t have to be all dramatic like Fergie here. Instead a pastel yellow knit top matched with some green accessories will do the trick.

These emerald and diamond 14K white gold threaded earrings will add some spring in your step. These dangles are very rock ‘n roll. I think they’d look great paired with a yellow vintage t-shirt and some hot jeans.

This emerald bracelet with diamonds in sterling silver is a classic piece that is very versatile. It’d look great both at the country club or at the night club. Plus it’s just $75!

The emerald has symbolized enduring loved for centuries and this 14K yellow gold emerald and diamond pendant will make a wonderful gift for Mother’s Day. This classic design makes this piece perfect for the office or everyday wear.

As many of you are knowings, the Rahulio is liking it so very much when the Hollywood actresses are being in generals sweet young ladies, because it is reminds the Rahulio of a time that was being simpler when the actors and actresses were the models of rolling to the childrens and the peoples they were not being so so obsessing about what the Lindsay Lohan is not eating or the cradle of who the Demi Moore is robbing or the star of the sports the Eva Longoria is in seducings with.

This is why the Rahulio is liking the Mandy Moore. The Mandy Moore she says to Rahulio, “I am being so wholesome and I am smiling the cheerful smiles and I am not letting gos of myself like the poor poor Britney Spears!” So of course the Rahulio was very happy to see that the Mandy is again in the movies, being in a movie which is making the parody of the American Idle, which the Rahulio is understanding is a program where a so so mean British man is screaming at the young boys and girls who are going “ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo” to the sounds of the disco! The Rahulio he does not watch it, but he will be confiding that sometimes he is not so much loving the British, which is a very distant story.

But the Mandy as always is looking very, how do you say, scrumpting, with her fetchingly shortens blond hair and her big radiating smile and her earrings which are saying so subtle “We have found the ears which are being our homes!” Because they are looking so so natural on the Mandy. The Rahulio loves the dangly earrings, and so like so many before times, he has found a loveliness pair for you to be wearing. The 1/2 carat diamond 14K white gold dangle earrings are make the Rahulio want to be leaping from his chair with the cries of “Joy!” and since they are only costing 395 of the dollars, they should also be making you to act in such manners.

Babies babies babies the babies! The stork lately he has been visiting the Hollywood stars as often as the paparazzis and the unscrupulous mens who are selling the cocaines! The Rahulio he is worried that at these rate, soon the stars will be too busy with the changings diaper and the lactations and the baby clothes buyings and the making of the noises like the airplanes so the babies will be eating the mushed peas, too busy with all these things to be making the movies and appearing in publics with the glamorous jewelry! And then the Rahulio would be forced into poverty and he would be so poor and hungry he would be forced to be making his Armani suits into tapas! You the stars would not be doing this to the Rahulio, corrects?

But yes, the big news she is that the Tom Cruise and the Katie Holmes have giving births to their new baby, who is being a girl and is being named “Suri”! The Rahulio he does not know of the names like Suri, but the Tom Cruise he says it is being a word in the Hebrew for the princess. The Rahulio he did not think this sounded like the Hebrew, which Rahulio is knowing from his travels in the Holy Land is sounding mostly like when one is trying to be extracting the sea urchin from the throat on the beaches in the Tel Aviv, so the Rahulio he asked the nice and very bounds-with-muscles man he is often buying the yummy hummus from how one is saying “princess” in the Hebrew, and the hummus man he said it was “nesikhah”! The Rahulio he thinks maybe the Tom Cruise should be in consulting with the dictionary before he is putting the name on the birth certificate.

But look at the radiating Katie Holmes! Maybe she has been transforms into the Tom Cruise’s egg purse, but she is still so so lovely like all the young mothers! We see that the Katie these days is liking to wear the stars, as if to say, “Look, I am the Katie Holmes, and I am the star, and my husband is the Tom Cruise and he is a star like the sun!” So the Rahulio he has found some nice stars he would be recommending to the Katie and to all of you the readers. First I have been finding for you the diamond and sapphire (so very pretty!) white gold star pendant, and you can be owning such beauties for only 295 of the dollars.

And then the Rahulio arrived to the thinking, if the Tom and the Katie are going to be giving their baby the Hebrew name, or what they are thinking is the Hebrew name, and if the Rahulio is going to be talking about the beaches in the Tel Aviv, maybe he can also be finding the star pendant which is being very Hebrew! And the Rahulio, who is always being a man of his wording, has indeed found this so so fantastic diamond white gold star of the David, which you can be wearing around the neck for only 225 of the dollars and be telling everyone “Shalom”!

The Rahulio for many reasons has never himself had any of the childrens, so I am always so so excited when the celebrities are givings birthing to the little glamorous people of theirs own! First it was the Britney, who was proving to all that the sperms of the Kevin Federline were not being too confused by all the cigarettes and Miller beers and body odours the Kevin is having to be finding the way to impregnate the Britney, and then it was the Gwyneth Paltrow which the Rahulio has already telling you about, and now both the Katie Holmes and the Angelina Jolie are about to be popping like they are all the little candies which you are putting in the mouth and they are popping and explodsing all over the tongue, how do you call them? Ah yes, the Rocks Pops! The Rahulio he loves them.

So of the Angelina and the hungy Brad Pitt and their super super perfect godbaby, the magic couple they are now in Namibia, which the Rahulio is understanding is in Africa somewhere between the Cairo and the Johannesburg, and they are saying the Brangelina is going to be givings birth to the baby in Namibia and giving it a Namibia name because the Angelina so so loves the country. The Rahulio he is not understanding why the celebrities are always naming their children the strangest funny names and why they are not giving their children nice names of tradition and character like “Rahulio,” for the examples. But the baby will not worry about the other childrens making fun of him or her for his Namibia name, for he will be the godbaby and untouchable by the mortal humans.

Anyway, see here the Angelina in all of her gloriousnesses. She is pouting and saying, “Look, I am so so lovely that I am not needing any of the tacky jewelry so many peoples are wearing, for that would just be distracting from my voluminous boobies. All I am needing is a simple gold bracelet.” So the Rahulio gots to the thinking and he thought, “If the Angelina can be so so super lovely in just a bracelet, surely the Angelina’s godbaby will also be needing a bracelet like mommy!” And because the Rahulio he is so considerate, he found this gold princess bangle bracelet. At only 195 of the dollars, I am double sure the Angelina can be affording it.

The Rahulio remembers well the Miss Bettie Page. When all the others girls were going around in the neck high angoras sweaters and making the neckings with the boys in the cars with fins at the indrive movies, the Bettie Page was trotting around in the underwears and the leggings and doing the whippings to the very very bad boys. Yes, the Betty was very very ahead of her timings. So naturalings, the Rahulio was so so excitamente to heart that the Gretchen Mol would be playing the Bettie Page in a new movie! The Rahulio is very certain that the Bettie is deserving the movie biopicing, and he can not be thinking of anybody better than the Gretchen for the role. Here you can be reading an interview with the Gretchen about the roles.

The Rahulio directs you to the lovelinesses of the Gretchen herself. Only the very most stylish of the ladies could be the Bettie, and the Gretchen is certainly so very most stylish. The Rahulio is wanting to a sing a song of happiness and dance when he is seeing her dangly pearl earrings. The Rahulio has found some lovely pink freshwater pearl gold dangle earrings that are radiant as the Gretchen’s. At only 50 of the dollars, you will be having enough to also buy a whip! Oooh, the Rahulio is so so naughty!

The Rahulio will tell you a secret: sometimes he is feeling like the Rocketman, like he is burning up the fuses out in the space, alone! But then the Rahulio he is remembering that he is not living in the space and that, thanks the God, he has nothing that is burning, and that the Rocketman is really a song by the Queen of England - the Elton John! He is so so royal and is making the Prince Charles looking like a toad by the comparisons. And not only is the Elton flamboyant and fabulous, but he is having the biggest heart in all the business! The Elton sold all his old clothes to help the people strickens with the AIDS. What a nice boy!

And for nice boys, there are always the nice earrings. The Elton is showing how much he likes the hoop earrings, and of course he is liking them for a good reason: they are being very fine and glamorous and they are manly enough so that people will not be saying to you at parties, “Hello, the Liberace, please to play me a nice piano song!” But they are also nice nice nice for the ladies in your life, you devil. The Rahulio he is very much in favoring of these diamond white gold hoop earrings, which you will be stealing at 195 of the dollars. Blast off, the Rocketman!

The Jennifer Lopez is a woman who is liking her life to always be big, big, big! She is having the big posteriors, the big relationships with much of the smoochings for the paparazzi, the big houses and the big diva attitude - perhaps the Jennifer is making up for the one thing she is having that is small, her singing talents! Ooh, the Rahulio he is too too mean! But really I am loving the Jennifer as much as anyones else because she is a lady who is not afraid to step out and be glamorous! Anysway, the big diva, she is in the news because she is having the suings against her first husband because she says the first husband asked the Jennifer for 5 millions of the dollars to not be publishing a book with private details about their marriage and the secretest secrets of the Jennifer! (Oh, secret secrets, could it be that the Jennifer’s butt which is like the full pomegranate moon on a dark night in Athens not be the tush the God gave to her when she was borns?)

But whatever it is in the past the Jennifer is needing to hide, she is still the loveliest of the lovelinesses. The coquetteish smile and the yellow dress are complements to her! And the Rahulio as alsway notices the earrings, which are being elegant oval hoops, which are very much like these 1/4 carat diamond 14 K white and pink gold earrings. They are only 295 of the dollars, and with earrings like these, maybe you can afford to be the diva for the day!

Hello all you the beautiful peoples! Hello again! The Rahulio he has missed you so so much! I know what now you are asking: “The Rahulio!” you cry in the surprise. “To where have you gone? Why have you not regales me with the saucy anecdotals and brought to me the pictures of the lovely starlets?” You are on the right to ask the Rahulio this. The Rahulio, he is not ashamed to say that he is a man who follows his heart. I am not wanting to be boring you with the juiced details, but suffices to be saying that in the past months, the Rahulio he has been in ports of calling from the Venezia to the Bangkok to the Fiji to the Trinidad and in every place in the betweens, all with the company of a certain person who the Rahulio met at a tribute to the Jean-Paul Gaultier at the Fashion Week in Milano and found to be very very unresistible. The Rahulio has never spent so much of his time by the sea listening to the Antonio Carlos Jobim and drinking the Cosmopolitans before, and the Rahulio is almost sad that such good things must be coming to their endings, but then I am remembering - I am having the work to do! I am full of, how you say, obligatings to my fans!

So down to the business. Even when the Rahulio is trotting about the globe, the news she does not stop! The Rahulio was very excited today to learn that the Gwyneth Paltrow gave birthing to her second child with her husband, the Chris Martin, who the Rahulio is understanding is someone who is doing singing for a band that is popular with the young peoples. The Gwyneth named the shiny new baby Moses, which is maybe not a so normal name, but the Rahulio likes it because it reminds him of The Ten Commandments and the yummy John Derek who was playing the Joshua…but the Rahulio digresses.

Above we are seeing the radiant Gwyneth who is looking very happy to be a mommy. The Rahulio is liking her rosy red cheeks which are saying, “Hello! I am the Gwyneth and I am healthy and vivacious!” and the Rahulio is especially liking her oh so glamorous chandelier earrings which are adding the sophistication without the ostentation. And you are the lucky person, because the Rahulio has found earrings just like the Gwyneth’s for you to be buying and wearing. The Rahulio is certain that these diamond white gold chandelier earrings will be making you glow like the Gwyneth, and at only 295 of the dollars for such quality, you will be having plenty of the dollars left over to be buying a record with the songs of the Chris Martin to celebrate this oh so happy baby news.

After 15 years as co-host of the “Today” show on NBC, Katie Couric recently announced that she’ll be joining CBS News as Anchor and Managing News Editor. The news on CBS will now be called - get this - The CBS Evening News With Katie Couric! Katie is as smart as she is cute. It’s great to finally see a woman in the Anchor’s chair of the evening news. It’s about time!

Katie’s style is clean and simple with a dash of flair. The news is a conservative business but Katie manages not to look boring day after day. These phrenite and rhodolite 14K gold earrings are a great way to add a spash of color to an outfit without going over the top. The moss green phrenite works well with colors many people wear in Spring and Fall.

I love these diamond and white gold semi-hoop earrings. The diamonds will add a needed sparkle to any business suit and the conservative size of these semi-hoops makes them a perfect choice for the office. The polished white gold in a curved openwork design have enough umph though to carry you from the boardroom to a dinner out with your honey. All you need to do is loose the stuffy scarf and add some red lipstick!

A pregnant Jennifer Garner tripped on her dress while walking onstage to present an Oscar this year! It was a scary moment at the ceremony as everyone watched this mom-to-be catch her balance. Even before this stunt woman action, I loved Jennifer Garner! She has this goofy and sincere way about her. She reminds me of Lucille Ball without the red hair. Maybe it’s the way she does funny faces and interesting expressions with her eyes.

You know that you’re a movie star when you can look graceful tripping! Jennifer held it together and did a wonderful job with her presentation. The 13 Going On 30 star looked fresh in her champagne colored gown. She used diamond accessories to complete her look.

This 1 carat diamond 10K white gold floral bracelet is very feminine. The delicate flowers of diamonds are set into beautiful white gold. This bracelet is dramatic enough for a special night but not too flashy for everyday.

You are going to “fall” for these dramatic 1/2 carat diamond earrings in white gold. The post continues the floral motif from the bracelet but these earrings also have lots of grace and swing for a fabulous evening look.

If those dangles are just too much for you, you might want to try these elegant and refined diamond earrings. They are on sale right now for just $265! A simple pair of diamond earrings is always appropriate - and make wonderful Mother’s Day gifts! Hint! Hint!

Salma Hayek is simply beautiful in this picture and her earrings are fabulous! I fell in love with her in Frida but she’s been in Hollywood for a while. I was surprised to learn that she was the first Latin actress to be nominated for a Best Actress Oscar!

The earrings that she is wearing here are dazzling with huge diamonds. The way that they dangle and the diamonds increase in size as they extend toward her shoulders creates the illusion of a sexy long neck. Earrings like these are great for creating a long visual line. That long line makes people seems taller and more slender. It’s working for Salma. She looks elegant and is just 5′2″ tall!

Since you probably don’t have a movie star budget (and access to free jewelry on your special night), I found these 3 stone diamond earrings that will give you a similar look for about $100. These earrings are much more practical than Salma’s. They are perfect for a special night or for the office.

This pendant with a trio of sparkling diamonds is a wonderful complement to the earrings. The round stones coordinates well in this versatile piece created in 14K polished white gold.

Naomi Campbell was recently arrested (again!) for allegedly striking her assistant with a cell phone. This isn’t the first time the supermodel has had trouble with phones. In 2003, Naomi was sued by another assistant who alleged that Naomi threw a phone at her during a tantrum. In 2000, Campbell pleaded guilty to an assult charge in Toronto for beating another assistant. Naomi, I know it’s hard to find good help but pull yourself together! Although I think that if I hadn’t eaten for twenty years, I’d be a little grumpy too.

In this picture, Naomi has apparently turned her anger towards animals instead of people. I wonder how many whacks of her cell phone it took for her to kill the animal she’s flung over her shoulder…is it a racoon?! I love her Cruella De Vil expression. It’s like she’s saying, “Yeah, it’s real fur. Got something to say about it? Shut up or I’ll make a throw out of you too! Ha ha ha ha!”

I do like the color of her dress or at least the part you can see underneath the carcass. Blue is a great color for spring and I’ve found a few blue jewelry pieces that are a lot of fun. These fabulous 14K gold chandelier earrings with blue topaz beads are now on sale for just $79! The warm yellow gold combined with the cool blue topaz creates a dramatic look.

The bright blue of this turquoise and blue topaz ring in 14K white gold is stunning. This ring will coordinate well with the colors of your spring and summer wardrobe. At a generous size, this ring will get you noticed!

This beautiful turquoise, amethyst, and diamond pendant set in a 14K white gold design is perfect for spring and summer. The sky-blue turquoise makes me think of bright sunny days ahead and the purple amethyst coordinates wonderfully.