Sparkle Like The Stars

Everyone is knowing that the Samuel L. Jackson has the badass. The sexy actor who was playing the Shaft and the Mace Windu has an ass so bad that he is now getting his own cement handprints outside the Grauman’s Chinese Theater in the LA! Congratulations, the Samuel! Please do not be shooting the Rahulio, who is being your number one fan!

But what is the big Hollywood secret to the Samuel’s eternal badness of ass?? How does the Samuel stay so so cool?? Ah! Listen to the Rahulio, for the Rahulio was being cool when the Michael Jackson was black and the Marlon Brando was skinny!

The secret she is GOLD! And not just the plain any gold, but the big gold of fatness! Yes, with the big gold chain, you can be saying, “I am a man, just like the Samuel!” With this 14K big gold necklace, for only 395 of the dollars, maybe you too can be the Shaft.

The AskMen.com has released a survey where they were asking the mens which famous actress they would most be wanting to be dating or marrying or making the babies with. The Rahulio, he also thinks it is smelling a little of the strangeness, but Rahulio, what does he know? He is only a lowly servant of the fashions! Anysway, the majority of the mens said they were wanting Jessica Alba to be their girlfriend for ever and ever, followed by the Sienna Miller and the Angelina Jolie. The Rahulio he does not know why Sienna Miller was placed so high - maybe the boys thought she would be easy because of the rebounds! Ooh! The Rahulio is so so evil.

But who can blame the boys for loving the Jessica? Look! She is shining like the sun with the diamond dangle earrings and the matching necklace! If the Rahulio’s heart was not only for the fashions, even he would be giving the Jessica roses and kissing her on the hands and singing the “Fly Me to the Moon!” by the Chairman of the Boards! Ring-a-ding-dings!

Here is being some dangly diamond earrings sort of like the Jessica’s. 1/2 carat diamonds and the 14K gold for less than 400 of the dollars! Buy it and you can be thanking the Rahulio later when the mens are wanting to be marrying you.

The Rahulio’s rumor antennas are pinging like the Liza Minelli after the 8th Tom Collins! The Hollywood rumors mills they are milling that the Brad Pitt and the Angelina Jolie are making the readies to be wedded! The Rahulio is astounded. Maybe the Angelina she had a vision where the vision told her “The Angelina! You are so so beautiful! Why are you making the cavortings with the Billy Bob Thornton who is looking like the sun-dried chiles the Rahulio’s mama is using to make the paella? A woman of your obvious statures could be having a man who is as cut from solid marbles!” Yes, Angelina must have had such the vision, because now maybe she is marrying the oh-so-pretty Brad Pitt, who is going to be becoming the adopting father of the Angelina’s brood of foreign babies!

While the Rahulio is sad for the Jennifer Aniston (Jennifer! You must call the Rahulio and we will talk over the things and get the so so good seaweed facials!), he is excited about the blingy blingage the Brad Pitt will be giving to the Angelina for the engagements!

Will he be getting the super blingy, like this 5/8 carat diamond gold ring?

Or maybe a little more of the subduedness, with this diamond solitaire platinum engagement ring?

We will have to be waiting and seeing!

The Kate Beckinsale, she looked so the hotness in her vintage Christian Dior dress which she wore to the Golden Globes. Shades of femme fatale, charming zee Germans at swank cocktail parties and then later plotting with la resistance to free her beloved France from the scourge of the Nazis! Nothing says “dramatic” more than a well put together vintage outfit. And the Kate, she has pulled it off with the spectacularity!

But it is the job of the Rahulio to deconstruct this outfit. This vintage dress, it is not the shmatas worn by my beloved Mother due to our extreme poverty in the old country. No. It is a beautiful piece of work, resurrected for its beauty and its dramaticalness.

One does not wear demure Jewelry when dressed in an outfit such as this. Drama demands drama and the Kate’s Jewelry collection, it is up to the challenge - witness the beautiful, but otherwise large ring worn by the Kate on her dainty left hand. The uncouth amongst us might say “Rahulio! It is so so big! I can’t take it!” but that would be unsophisticated because sometimes, the bigger is indeed, the better. Vive la France!

You too can be having the big big vintage glamor with a ring like this 8 1/5 Carat Green Amethyst and Diamond ring. It is so so big and wonderful, but in the light green amethyst, it is also subtle and delicate. The perfect ring for intrigue and drama. Only 295 dollars.

If you are wanting something with a little more stand out sunshineyness, look at this 4 1/2 Carat Oval Citrine and Diamond. The bright orange citrine will be sending the secret spy signal to all the boys at the dark smoky cafe that you are the mysterious and the hotness, just like the citrine itself, oh yes. Only 250 dollars.

The globes may be gold, but the bracelets they are diamonds!

The Penelope Cruz and the Eva Langora, they are showing us the most fabulous accessory of the wrist - the blingy diamond bracelet. Sometimes, the style, she is saying “The big diamond bracelet, it is too flashy” and sometimes the style, she is saying “Bring it on! I am so so magnifico, and there is no point in hiding it.”

Right now it seems, is the time for bringing it. You can bring it with the real thing, this 1 1/3 Carat Diamond 14K White Gold Bracelet, for $1,995, or you can bring it for less with the Cubic zirconia version for just $75, and the Rahulio, he will not be telling.

top right to tbottom left: Gwyneth Paltrow, Reese Witherspoon, Charlize Theron and Felicity Huffman

At last weeks Golden Globes, one jewelry trend emerged victorious; eye-catching earrings combined with a bare neckline. To illustrate,

The combination, particularly with up swept or short hair creates instant glamor, although a custom made gown doesn’t hurt either.

The photos illustrate the concept, but the trend didn’t stop there; Kate Beckinsale, Kiera Knightly, Jessica Alba and more were sporting it. I’ve included Charlize (bottom left) to show that large classic diamond studs, when done right also fall into this category, even though generally drop earrings say “hey mr. camera boy, take a photo of me!” all the more.

Take desperate housewife and Golden Globe winner Felicity Huffman (bottom right). Her earrings, similar to the ones on the right have the right combo of sparkle, movement and presence to highlight the contours of her neck, and flatter her dress all at once. I think its safe to say someone hired a damn good stylist for the evening.

Every one’s favorite southern belle, Reese Witherspoon, won the Best Actress trophy for her role in Walk the Line at the 71st Annual New York Film Critics Circle Awards.

As you can see, she looked fabulous accepting it. She paired the quintessential little black dress with impressive earrings possessed of gravitas. Normally these are the kind of earrings you would see on women with a few more years on them, but Reese shows that they can work for the younger gals too! Here the earrings are coupled with a youthful everything else; hair down, fresh face, and every girl’s best wardrobe friend - the little black dress. In that context, the otherwise hefty earrings make a fun and whimsical statement, kinda like when you were a kid and raided your Mom’s jewelry box. Well unless you’re Rahulio whose family growing up was too poor to afford jewelry. Instead, little Rahulio would save scraps of bread from his meals and later in private, he would fashion these into crowns, earings and whatnot. One day he’d be a pirate making off with booty, the next the Queen of England - see what I mean? Total whimsy!

The earrings themselves, a combo of diamonds and gems in a classic teardrop shape are a perfect example of eye catching glam which can stand alone with grace. Get the strikingly similar pair seen here (3/8 Carat Yellow Sapphire and Diamond) for just $295.

The Kylie Minogue, she is recovering from cancer of the breast. The Rahulio is hoping she will be out in her crumbling Hot Pants and shaking her money makers again soon. The Minogue’s boyfriend is also hoping this, and is giving her a puppy for the cheering up.

Perhaps he is giving her a puppy because he has not heard that it is the jewelry which is always cheering up the ladies. Even the Rahulio knows this!

Or perhaps he is thinking that the Minogue, she is having enough Jewelry. No! Says the Rahulio, the ladies are never having enough jewelry.

The Minogue here she is wearing very nice earrings that are moving as she dances, casting all the boys under her spell. You can be doing the wearing the dancing and the casting as well with these 14K White Gold Diamond Cut Earrings, they are only 65 of the dollars. A very good deal, the Rahulio is thinking.

We are wishing the Kylie Minogue a speedy, and glittery recovery. With more of the jewelry!

Pop singer Pink has married her long time boy, motocross racer Carey Hart in Costa Rica.

More than 100 guests (including Lisa Marie Presley) attended the non-denominational ceremony, which was held on the beach during sunset at the Four Seasons resort and performed by a local officiant. “We just love the beach, so we knew we wanted it to be at the beach,” Pink tells People.

Adds Hart, “We wanted it very fun and non-traditional. We’re spiritual, but we’re not religious. It was about being with our closest friends and family and having a very fun and loose party.”

While Hart says he will be getting Pink’s name Tattooed on his ring finger to show his devotion, Pink herself went with the arguably better choice of traditional bling.

You can see an up close and personal shot of her ring here, proving that just cause your a punk, doesn’t mean you should go traditional when it comes to something like an engagement ring, just make sure it sparkles at least as much as your eyeshadow.

The ring here to the left would do the job. 1 1/4 Carats of pure sparkling love.

Congrads Mr. and Mrs. Pink!

The Kate Moss, she is robbing from the baby basket, as they say. She is getting cozy on the slopes with a 20 year old Oxford student, oh my!

The Kate Moss’s mum, she is liking the boy.

Kate Moss’ mum has given her blessing to her supermodel daughter’s new man. Linda, who wasn’t a fan of Pete Doherty, is said to be more than happy about 20-year-old Jamie Burke getting cosy with Kate…”Jamie is a true gent, unlike Pete.”

The Kate Moss, she is not so often wearing the jewelry, so when she does, we are taking the notice!

Here she is wearing a blingy cross. The Rahulio, he is thinking that maybe the Kate Moss is telling the world “I am redeemed! I have been healed by the name of celebrity coming backs! I once was lost, but now I am found!”

Or maybe she is just taking after the Posh spice.

The Blingy Cross, it is saying many things to many of the peoples. If you want it to be saying something for you, it is only $150. But you do not have to be saying that.

From Monsters and Critics;

Carla Gugino is headed for the museum. She’s in negotiations to join the cast of the heavily discussed upcoming Ben Stiller comedy ‘A Night at the Museum’ for 20th Century Fox according to The Hollywood Reporter.

With the film set to begin shooting next month, they’ll have to lock her in soon. No word on who Gugino would play, or even if it’s a major role, but the film casts Ben Stiller as a bumbling night security guard at a museum when an ancient curse gets let loose and brings the exhibits to life. Shawn Levy is directing the film, which will use a combination of live action and CGI.

Gugino’s last work in movies was as part of Robert Rodriguez ensemble noir ‘Sin City’. Since then she’s been starring on television in the series “Threshold”.

Here she is wearing pretty much the EXACT SAME EARRINGS as I found over here to the left. I love when I can do that. You can almost never go wrong with chandelier earrings for a night out, and these 1/3 carat diamond and fresh water pearl ones happen to be an exceptionally gorgeous pair. They go for $495. Trust me, they’re worth it.

The world will be spared having to watch the J. Lo wedding video, thanks to the arrest of Tito Moses and Steven Wortman, who had the video on Marc Anthony’s stolen Laptop.

The duo tried to get a cool million for returning it. Now that J. Lo has saved some cash, maybe she can afford to chip into her own production of Carmen, which is getting canned for lack of funding. That’s a shame, because what the world needs now is another Jennifer Lopez “I can act, really I can, Out of Sight wasn’t a fluke!” film.

Nonetheless, acting talent or not, J.Lo always steps out in style (fur notwithstanding).

Here she is with her man Marc Anthony giving us all a good lesson in glamour. Swept up hair, exposed collar bone and shoulders and simple, but eye-catching earrings. It’s a fabulous combo.

The striking pearl earrings shown here go for a very affordable $140 and will add a touch of romance and class to any nice outfit.

Even if J. Lo’s earrings went for 50 times that price, don’t worry Jenny, we won’t be fooled by the rocks that you got, we know you’re still Jenny from the blog block.