Sparkle Like The Stars

The Lindsay Lohan, at the American Music Awards she is looking like the dark and mysterious ingenue, no? The Rahulio he is concern for her, and he does not understand? If the Lindsay Lohan, she cannot be affording to eat, he is not understanding how she is affording such beautiful earrings. They are so so magnifico!

So magnifico, it is like she is saying to the Jared Leto, “I bet you is regretting the cheating now! Look at me I am so beautiful”

If you are wanting to be looking like the hotness of Lindsay Lohan, saying to all the boys “look at me now” you can be wearing these earrings. Oh My! 3 carats of the sparkling diamond hotness.

If there are too much, try these, they are simpler but still hotness. Ouches! Do not to be getting too close!

But Lindsay, do not be worried about the boys, the Jared Leto, or the Johnny Knoxville. Just no new tattoos of names of the mens. That is never working out well, and really, not so so magnifico.

The Kristin Scott Thomas, she is knowing how to style, yes? She is taking the man suit and making it for the woman! In case we are to be getting confuse, she is showing us her plunging neckline, and in case we is missing that, she is saying “But no! Be looking at the stylish earrings! No man is having the cojones to wearing these!”

It is teaching us an important rules of the fashion. If you are like to being the tomboy with your clothes, be the diva with the jewelry.

This photo, it is taken at the London Premiere for “Keeping Mum” which is also starring the Patrick Swayze.

Here is earrings that is very feminine. You can be wearing them in the suit or the evening gown, but not so much for the dirty dancing with Mr. Swayze.

Mena Suvari has been keeping awfully busy since her break out role in American Beauty back in 1999. 17 films one marriage (and divorce) later, it’s a wonder the 26 year old actress finds time to breathe.

Somehow though, she finds the time to keep looking good, which is just as important. Notice the nice accessorization skills she displays here. The earrings are nice, but I really love the circle necklace. A little retro, a little classy, and wholly appropriate for almost any occasion.

In any case, Mena Suvari fans should feel no lack this year. By the holidays she’ll have been in 5 films. Stay tuned for Rumor Has it and it’s multi generational, The Graduate inspired love affair with Kevin Costner (well, hey, at least he’s not playing a baseball player this time).

I confess, I’m addicted to online shopping. I barely have to leave my house anymore. Between peapod, netflix and Chinese food delivery, what more does a girl need. But now, oh yes, the joys of home delivery just got sweeter.

Ice.com, my love, my jeweler of choice has announced…free shipping on everything. No longer must I have 150 dollars worth of gemstone happiness, I can now get free shipping on it all. Anytime.

In honor of this new free shipping policy, I am highlighting this ring, a more sleek and modern version of the one worn by Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Carribean. When he was on the ship. Ship, shipping, ok fine, it’s a stretch, but there’s never a bad reason to go looking for photos of Johnny Depp.

In addition, We don’t talk about men’s Jewelry enough. This ring has style and class and is perfect for the distinguished gentleman (or pirate) in your life.

The Shania twain, she is the famous country singer, yes? The Rahulio, he would be pleasant to make her acquaintance, for she is possessing of the beauty, and the talent.

She is so talented, indeed, she is getting the Martha Stewart to be making the Poutine! The Rahulio, he remembers trying poutine, and a few other greasy things, if you is catching his drifts, years ago with a very nice French Canadian, oh yes, the Rahulio he is remembers very well…. but no! The Rahulio he is digressing.

Martha Stewart called it junk food … But superstar Shania Twain insisted it should be termed a “Canadian comfort food.” Poutine, the Quebec-originated snack made from an artery-clogging recipe of french fries, gravy and cheese curds, was on the menu Tuesday for Stewart’s daytime TV show.

After the Shania Twain made the poutine, she went off to the Country Music Awards, where she was seen wearing the earrings

The earring the rahulio has picked out, he is thinking they are making you beautiful. So beautiful, you may be having to quit your country music careers, because you will be having no more blues to be singing about with the twang! A country music song, it cannot be about “Oh, I am so pretty! Oh I am so rich! Oh my carreer, it is fantastic!” No. The country music it is about cows and the break of the heart and it is inspired by the coal mines and the cars rusting on your front lawn!

Sometimes, the Rahulio has no ideas what he is talking about. But the earrings! They are very beautiful. THAT, the Rahulio knows about. The Yippee Kai Yaaaay, the pardner! Yes?

The Jude Law and the Sienna Miller, they are on and off and on and off so much, the Rahulio he is becoming so confuse and dizziness! Now they is showing up to the Casonova premiere together, so perhaps they have forgiven of the infidelities.

Let the Rahulio get this straight. The Jude Law, he was first married to the Sadie Frost, who was doing the cheating with the Kate Moss, so the Jude law, he cheated with the Kate Moss too. Then, when he married to the Sienna Miller, he is cheating with the Nanny on the pool table. Then the Sienna Miller she says Ha! and she is doing the cheating with the Daniel Craig, who the Jude Law worked with in the Road to Perdition. Now, the Sienna Miller could replace the Kate Moss for the Burberry company, because of the cocaine and the Sadie Frost, the Jude Law’s ex-wife.

Oh! The Rahulio, he is exhausted just thinking about it and he is not even doing the infidelities!
Sometimes, the Rahulio, he is happy that he is not in the famous, even if you can look as fabulous as the Sienna Miller looks here.

The necklace here, it is divine. It is the perfect thing to be wearing to be making every man in the room go “swoon, swoon, swoon!” and promising “I will never be doing the infidelities to you” or “My Wife. She is not understanding me” or both. The necklace here, it is a choker, with the diamond and it is very, very sexy. So sexy, the Rahulio he is blinded, he cannot look, but he must, for it is so beautiful! Beautiful like the Kate Moss! Beautiful like the Sadie Frost! And that’s how the troubles they are begin. So if you want to be sexy, yes? Get the lovely delicate necklace. But stay away fm the troubles and the infidelities. The Rahulio, he cannot keep up!

Keira Knightly - she’s like Natalie Portman, but with acting talent.

The 20 year old British actress sure is getting around these days. Between winning over the critics in Pride & Prejudice wooing the mainstream fans with two more Pirates of the Caribbean and hitting up the quasi-lesbian sports lovers with a sequel to Bend It Like Beckham, it’s no wonder she doesn’t have time to get a driver’s licence.

In any case, say what you will about her borderline anorexic and boob flashing ways, but I like her. I even like her funky tomboy 80’s retro pirate look (Adam Ant anyone?) that she’s sporting in the photo here. To get this look, the clothing and haircut is key, but the jewelry is just as essential. We’re looking at multiple gold necklaces. It’s like what you would wear if your boyfriend was a pirate, or if you starred in a lot of pirate movies, or just liked pirates.

Here are a few fun and funky gold necklaces to mix and match your way to stardom with. I particularly like the spiral link necklace, it’s the kind of piece that adds flair and funk style to any outfit. Yes funk, I said it again. It’s the word of the day. Now go forth and find an excuse to use it, while sparkling in gold, of course.

It seems Mariah Carey took home four big red “V” Vibe awards for her new album The Emancipation of Mimi. That’s all fine and good and aren’t we happy that the Glitter days are over and that she made up with Toni Braxton and whatnot, but still the girl just creeps me out. The boob job, the refusal to enter a London hotel because they had forgotten to roll out a red carpet flanked by the correct number of large white candles by her arrival time, blaming September 11 for Glitter’s miserable failure, it all just adds up to one bitchy diva way too out of touch with reality. Oh, and she dated Tommy MottolaEww.

Nonetheless I’m posting this to show that chandelier earrings have staying power in the world of fashion. While I like the ones Mariah is sporting in this pic, lets just back up slowly before she lashes out at us like the over-excitable lap dog she bathes with and highlight a different pair.

Rhodolite, blue topaz and diamonds and a great chic design. What more could we want? well, maybe for Mariah to quit with those high pitched sequels of hers.

In a recent article, the Charlize Theron she was quoted saying to the presses, “Note to self: Do not become Halle Berry.” The Charlize denies this and to make the amends, she said she sent the Halle flowers.

But the Halle says, “The Charlene! I did not getting your flowers! And I am not caring what the presses are saying about me anyway because I am a strong and beautiful woman who the journalists would probably be liking to make the love to!”

Oh, the Halle. The Rahulio he agrees, and he is also loving your dangly danglies. No, sillies, the earrings.

Shiny chandelier earrings! What is the better way to be saying, “I do not need your apologizes, the Charlene!” The Rahulio he thinks it is worth 495 of the dollars.

And Halle, if it is making you feel even better, the Bruce Willis is having the crushes on you!

Maybe the Jennifer Aniston she is still smarting from the divorce with the Brad Pitt, and maybe she is being coy about having the smoochings with the Vince Vaughn, but the Jennifer she is still finding the time to being sassy and candid.

In a recent interview on the CNN, the Jennifer she said “Oh! The paparazzi! They are so bottom-feeders!”

The Rahulio says, the Jennifer! Please do not being so so selfish! Who can blame these poor mens with the cameras for wanting to be close to you and your oh so flaxen locks? Who??? asks the Rahulio.

So here is the Jennifer looking radiant like the sun as the usual. The Rahulio he is liking her simple gold bracelet, because such elegance is not for the arguings, but the Rahulio, he is daring! He is brave! The Rahulio he is going where the mens of fashion are not going before!

This bracelet it is made of tungsten. What is tungsten? Rahulio, he is a simple man, he doesn’t knowing such things. But maybe this would be good for the conversation?? “Ha!” you say to these fancy people at the fancy parties. “My bracelet it is being made of the tungsten! It is being so much more interesting than your bracelet!”

The Rahulio also doesn’t knowing where you can be getting the golden statues of the man with the fist like the Black Panthers. Maybe somebody could tell him???