Sparkle Like The Stars

It is for sale?

The Rahulio, he is often appalled, and today, it is no exceptional to the rule. This, this… man, and I am hesitating to be calling him that for the fear of insulting real men everywhere, his name is Baroni and he is lawyer, he is used to be Jennifer’s little boyfriend when they were teenagers. Now he is auctioning all his collection of little love… things on the ebay for $100,000.

The package includes: a piece of paper with Aniston’s name and phone number written in lipstick, a love letter from Aniston handwritten in red pen, a note written on toilet paper with birthday wishes from Aniston to Baroni on his 17th birthday, a page from Baroni’s little black book containing Aniston’s contact information, a photo of the pair hugging when they first met in 1974, an autographed photo from the cast of “Friends,” a December 2004 copy of In Touch magazine with an article about their relationship and a notarized statement by Baroni certifying and attesting to the authenticity of the materials.

Is nothing sacred? Is everything for the sale on the ebay? I mean really “a note written on toilet paper with birthday wishes?” What kind of monster parts with such a thing? The Jennifer Aniston she is working very hard right now in Chicago on the movie Break Up - which has nothing to do with that stupid (but very handsome) Brad Pitt. The photo here was taken on the set of her movie and shows The Jennifer Aniston wearing yellow gold earrings.

Now, you are knowing that we are the big fans of white gold - but this does not meaning that we hate yellow gold. No, no, no! Look at the Jennifer, she is looking good no? Everything on its own balancing. We are just saying to be mixing it up a little! Have the fun! Here are some very nice golden earrings that you can wearing and look so good.

Diane Lane looked fabulous at last Thursday’s Hollywood premier of her latest film Must Love Dogs (co-starring John Cusack). Her candy striped dress was both sexy and sensible given the summer heat, and she seemed downright coquettish and girly! Diane Lane is just one of those actresses who seems to get better and better as she ages. She’s been acting since 1979 but her breakout role didn’t occur until The Perfect Storm in 2000. Truth be told, however, my favorite movie of hers is the little seen and underrated A Walk On the Moon with Viggo Mortense and Liev Schreiber.

Now she’s in Must Love Dogs which seems like the perfect summer date flick. It’s a romantic comedy involving Internet dating and, well… dogs. The movie is light, breezy and fun and gosh darn it if Lane’s outfit did not capture that feeling perfectly! Her choice of necklace was also inspired - a lovely white gold and diamond necklace that acted as the perfect accent to her summery get up.

Diamonds are usually so imbued with meaning - so serious! One has a hard time thinking of them as a light accent. Maybe that has something to do with their price. But that needn’t be a barrier any more. Ice.com has a 1/4 carat diamond and 14K white gold necklace (shown below) for only $225.

The three stones symbolize the past, the present and the future. As for Diane Lane’s future she will next appear in Truth, Justice, and the American Way. Starring Ben Affleck, this thriller story-line revolves around the mysterious death of George Reeves, the actor who played Superman in the original TV series.

The Charlize Theron, she is like the chameleon! The little South African farm girl/dancer/model/actress, she has come a long way. And she is not just beautiful, she is also very much the talent too. Are you seeing that scary looking woman on the left? Very scary, no? That is Aileen Wuornos from the movie Monster. And who is that hiding under all of the makeups and 30 pounds of extra fat? Yes, it is the Charlize Theron!! I know you are thinking,”Rahulio! The Charlize she is gorgeous and that woman she is so, so ugly! How can it be?” And I say to you my friend, this is the acting! This is why the Academy they give to Charlize the Oscar! They love when the pretty, smart people make themselves fat, or blind or the autistic.

And that sexy dominatrix woman in the middle? Who that is? That is also the Charlize! She is playing the lead in the movie Aeon Flux. You know, like the cartoon they were showing on the MTV. Aeon Flux is the story of an assassin with the crisis of confidence 400 years into the future. An assassin is scary but I don’t think she is as scary as homicidal lesbian hooker, killing all the mans and stealing their monies and car. That’s pretty scary.

The last picture it is of the Charlize we know and recognize! The beautiful and talented Charlize who is only the second actress to win the Oscar after appearing, how you say, totally naked in the magazine Playboy. Here she is doing an interview at Comic-con, the largest gathering of the comic book… geeks in the world! The comic book geeks, that is pretty scary too. So the Charlize she is totally hotness but she doesn’t want to make the geeks crazy, you know how they are. So she decides to dress very cool and very professional. You looks at her and you think “Hotness!” but you are also thinking she is very professional and very seriously talking about her cartoon movie.

How does she doing this so the geeks do not go crazy and instead pay attention to her “Go see my movie geeks” message? She is wearing the high neck of course and for jewelry she is wearing the very classy tahitian pearl earrings. If the white pearl earrings they are sometimes too friendly, the tahitian pearls they are a little bit aloof and mysterious. The Rahulio he approves very, very much!

The pearl studs they are perfect. But the rahulio, he also likes the tahitian pearls that dangle and move.

John Rutter is the photographer charged with forging Cameron Diaz’s signature in a bid to sell topless photos he took of her 11 years ago when she was a struggling model. Rutter asked Diaz for $3.5 million for the pics and threatened to sell them to the next highest bidder if she didn’t purchase them. Many questions have come up at the trial: Was Diaz’s signature on the model release form forged? (Yes) Did Rutter know it was forged? (He says no) Was Diaz ashamed of having posed topless? (She says no)

Fine, fine, fine. Yes, all very important questions indeed. But what was Diaz wearing when she testified? Well, according to the Associated Press she was “wearing a brown top, gray pants and black high heels.” Sadly, there was no word on her Jewelry.

This got us thinking though - what does one wear when one is testifying in court? What sort of Jewelry inspires confidence, trust and respect, despite the fact that you doffed your clothes off 11 years earlier in a desperate bid to get out of modelling for Sears catalogues? So of course we thought Jacqueline Lee Bouvier Kennedy Onassis! I mean there’s her husband running around with all kinds of loose women, and after he gets assassinated she goes off and marries a greek shipping tycoon - I mean really, it’s all so sordid, and yet …

And yet you never really hear anyone say anything negative about Jackie O. She had a certain gravitas, a presence, a sort of quiet dignity about her. Certainly those cute Chanel suits helped, but what really clinched it was… the pearls. That’s right, the pearls. Wear a nice strand of pearls and you will immediately begin channeling the spirit of Jackie O. People will be struck by your calm demeanor and no one will ever doubt you.

Pearls are thus the ideal accoutrement for the court room, even if you were once, you know, a little skanky. Take note Cameron!

The Rahulio knows that he was just telling to you about the glamorous Elizabeth Taylor, but he must tell more, more, for the Mighty Miss Taylor, she is at it again!

The Elizabeth Taylor! For a, ahem, woman of maturity, she is certainly spunky! Yes, the Rahulio did recently mention Ms. Taylor a few posts back, but who can stopping this woman? Nobody! She is the classic, and classics bear repetitions! So I start again. The Elizabeth Taylor! She is at it again!

House of Taylor Jewelry, Inc., a Los Angeles-based international jewelry company founded by principal shareholders Dame Elizabeth Taylor and Jack and Monty Abramov, of Mirabelle Luxury Concepts, best known for its “Mirabelle 18K” boutique consumer brand and its Techline Jewelry collections, have completed a merger transaction with Nurescell Inc., a publicly traded holding company, which has adopted the House of Taylor Jewelry, Inc. name for its newly merged corporation … “Dame Elizabeth is a humanitarian, a legend, an icon and an extraordinary business leader. Her success in the worlds of philanthropy, film and the fragrance industry are unequaled,” added [CEO of marketing firm Kathy Ireland Worlwide] Kathy Ireland. “In the world of jewelry, she is unquestionably without rival. As soon as I learned about Dame Elizabeth’s new jewelry venture, I was captivated by the possibilities of learning from her and joining forces with her. She is my hero and I am so grateful she said yes when I asked to work with her,” said Ms. Ireland.

The Rahulio is not understanding why the Elizabeth Taylor is insisting on be called Dame - the Rahulio he thought this was a title for the churches in Paris or the ladies in the black and white movies with the Humphrey Bogart and the detectives and the femme fatales, but then also the Rahulio was not in the National Velvet. What Rahulio is understanding is that with the expertises of the Elizabeth Taylor in all things glamorous, the world she will be sparkling a little brighter maybe with this new adventure.

Why are you looking at the Rahulio with the look of puzzlement. The Rahulio is just happy that the Dame Elizabeth Taylor is not getting married yet again, thus forcing the world to endure the month after the month of sordid kookiness for the tabloids, all of which will end with the messy divorce and the endless recriminations. The Rahulio is thankful, he is thrilled, to have been spared this for yet another day. I hope the new business it keeps her very busy and far, far away from the mans. Please! No mans for you Elizabeth, get to work!

Speaking of the sparkling, the Jessica Alba may be starring as the Invisible Woman in the Fantastic Four, but the Jessica’s recent choice of earrings makes the Rahulio wish she were invisible in real life!

Who is the Jessica trying to hypnotize with the swirling and the dangling? The Rahulio says, Jessica, you are having a very pretty face. The boys they are liking you very much. The Rahulio he does not think the hypnosis is needed (other than the Jessica’s hypnotizing star power!). What is needed for the Jessica is something that is maybe more subtle.

The Rahulio says something classic and elegant, like these freshwater pearl and diamond earrings that would be matching the dress and not drawing the distracting the wrong attention. The Rahulio says to the Jessica: with the dress that is revealing the cleavage like it was the Grand Canyon, amore, you will be getting all the attention that you are needing.

According to some sources, on July 16 Monster Garage star Jesse James might become the new Mr. Bullock.

Reports say

The brunette beauty, who has romanced the Monster Garage presenter for over a year, is reportedly set to tie the knot next month in a secret ceremony, according to the US Weekly magazine.

Unfortunately, once it’s in US Weekly, it’s not likely to remain a secret for long. That’s one of the perks of NOT being a celebrity, your life’s gossip is rarely a nationwide concern. Nonetheless, any publicity is good publicity when you’ve got no less than three films coming out in 2006, as well as a potential television series in development.

Let’s just hope that her taste in men is as good as her taste in earrings. I love the one’s she’s wearing. They’re totally gorgeous diamond drop earrings. These earrings have a delicate and elegant vibe and some might think that these are suitable only to emphasize similarly delicate features and neck lines. However, as Sandra Bullock demonstrates, these earrings can also serve to soften strong features. Our bride to be has a face with much character, and yet her earrings are not excessive and look lovely on her. Miss Congeniality is also Miss Gorgeous! Check out the two variations on a theme seen here.

The Rahulio is knowing that his readers are knowing all about the glamourous jewelry that the stars are wearing — but who knew that not only the stars of Hollywood but also the stars of the ancient world sparkled in the latest fashion? The Rahulio, he was not paying attention in the history in school (but he gets the A plus in the Romance and the Glamour), but the Rahulio learned thanks to the archaeology that the fashion forward were wearing the jewelry at least 25000 years ago. The Rahulio thinks, the 25000 year old jewelry probably was worn by the Cher! Ha!

The Rahulio of course he is kidding. The Rahulio also is believing in the life after the love. But that is the ancient history! The Rahulio is concerned with the now, now, now! The King Tut he may have had the gold gold gold, but what is the King Tut next to the real Cleopatra, the Elizabeth Taylor with the massive Taylor-Burton diamond, a 69-carat South African beauty? It is like comparing the Judy Garland to the Liza Minelli — ack, the proof that the secret it is not in the genes. But the Rahulio he is, how you say, digresses. The Rahulio may prefer the real thing, but the mighty Madame Coco Chanel, she made the costume jewelry fun and fashionable in the last century so that the Britney Spears and the country music singers they would not be embarrassed to wear the rhinestones on the stage — but if even if the fake jewelry is fashionable, the Rahulio does not recommend giving your sweetie the cubic zirconia, which by the way for all the ladies who are not having the trust can be easily found out because the zirconia she is much heavier than the diamond.

Ahh, the diamond, the diamond, Rahulio he knows how the ladies are loving the diamonds. The famous Hope Diamond, originally owned by the Marie Antoinette who got, shall Rahulio say, a new perspective on the life during the revolution of the French, is rumored to be having a curse. Better to tell that to the Smithsonian that is currently having the diamond! But the biggest of them all she is the De Beers Millennium Star, being flawless and weighing in at 203 carats. The Rahulio would like to see that around the neck of the Hollywood Starlet!

The Rahulio says, maybe a diamond she is forever, but there is nothing like the stars!