Sparkle Like The Stars

The pearl strands, people are saying “Hey! Those are for the mature ladies, not the hot babes!” The Rahulio, he always reply “You are an ignorant so-and-so!” How uncouth!

First at all, the lovely Lindsay Lohan, she demonstrates, at the recent premiere of the movie Hostage(starring the cute Bruce Willis), that the double-strand pearls can indeed be worn by the immature ladies too. The Lindsay Lohan, she is what? 14? 15? But I am digressing. The Rahulio, he will also point out to the aforementioned Mr. Stupido Head that some of the hottest babes on this planet are indeed mature ladies.

So if you are wanting to accentuate your hottness, mature or otherwise, with some fine pearls, please be checking these out.

From these, the lovely, but modestly priced version,

to these, classier version

to these, the cappo de tutti cappi version.

Celebrities love pretending to care, as long as there are lots of cameras around, like there were at the star studded 12th Annual Race to Erase MS (Co-Chaired by Tommy Hilfiger and Nancy Davis)

So, is it time to announce the jewely trend of the evening? Ladies and gentlemen, twist on a classic; fancy hoop earrings. See them being worn here by everyone’s favorite former lesbian, Anne Heche. She’s wearing hoops with diamonds all around like these from ice.com (or there’s the more economical Cubic Zirconia model).

Carmen Electra had on more ornate hoops, with yellow gold, like these, as did other, less notable celebrities, with various other versions.

Personally, I’m getting a pair of these surprising gorgeous simpler version for the same affect, but a bit more everyday, and lighter for the summer.

Hoop earrings have gone from ironic, anachronistic hipster statement to officially fabulous.